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your momma so old, she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."

your momma so old, she waited tables at the last supper.

your momma so short, u can c her feet on her drivers liscence

your momma so old, whenn i told her to act her own age, she died

your momma so old, her birth certificate says expired

when your momma was born, the docters slapped her parents

your momma glasses so thick, when she looks at a map, she can c people waving

your momma so dumb, she failed a survey

your momma so dumb, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

your momma so ugly, she uses a line of make-up called y bother

your momma so fat, the weather station gives a name to each one of her farts

ur momma so ugly, the sikitraist makes her lay face down

your mommas blood type is ragu
(type of spagetti sause)

your mommas belly button doesnt have lint, it has sweaters

Your moma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!

What piece of furniture was named after the typical man? The La-Z-Boy recliner.

your mommas so ugly, when she goes to the beach, cats try to put sand on her

If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which one gets to the ground first? Answer: The brunette... the blonde has to stop and ask for directions

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by the jokester: Given-Up

LOL! those jokes were so damn funny! lol good ones

i will let any1 post a joke if they want to

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the jokester: Given-Up