No I'm not a deer in the headlights.... and YES Bambi is a boy....
the ORIGINAL Bambi was known as the "prince of the forest".
My Avatar is a pic of me and my girlfriend,
out kayaking, near our home on Hilton Head Island....
And yes, I am an old dude....
I've been on planet Earth since Jan 1st, 1951
(you do the math)
and I am retired from Fairfax County Puyblic Schools (Virginia)
where I was a Computer Security Administrator.